About

History

Born in the Soviet Union in 1905, Comrade Smack began a long life of brilliance, marked by being the first person photographed in color in 1909. Comrade fled the country sometime in the 20s and walked to Tibet where he hung out with the monks. He meditated with them for twenty years gaining everlasting life and beauty. Having attained an infinite life he decided to go back to his mother country in search of something keep him busy in his infinite future. In the 1940s he worked on the Russian space team, and built, by hand, Sputnik 1. After it’s launch he got into early computing. Comrade Smack instantly saw the future in personal computing, knowing deep that we are all connected and would spend his time to prove it to everyone. Seeing no future in his country he abandoned it in 1990 heading to the US, which caused the eventual collapse of the USSR.

“It’s not like bullshit; it’s like poetry.”

Me

I am every Comrade.
I am everyone who needs a hand.
I am everyone who wants to do what they wish.
I am everyone who knows something or anything.
I am Comrade Smack

I like long walks on the beach.

I like recreational programming, networking, information security.
I like reading, writing, imagining, learning, and teaching.

I don’t like violence, hatred, or social blindness
I don’t like people talking for me. This means I don’t like politics.
I don’t like dealing with money. It means nothing to me.

Any questions?

Projects

H/SIS via STA

Human/State-based Inspection Steganography via Security through Absurdity (Working Title)
Completion: Theory
Needed: Packet Crafting Skill, Network Programming

Project Networking Site

A project-based social networking site. See: here
Completion: Concept
Needed: Web Design, Strong Web Programming

If interested in any of the projects, please see my contact page.